The Lure of the G-string
Baxter a Cavalier, young and always hungry for his next meal
Did a G-String from the lingerie collection of his mistress once steal
This energetic and handsome young fellow
Was left lamenting his quickly made decision to swallow
A black and lacy G-String whilst on the hunt for food
You see this G-String soon entangled in his intestines and this was not good
His owner guessing something was quite amiss with Baxter
Sent him promptly to the nearest veterinarian doctor
It was decided that an emergency operation was promptly needed
And at three am in the morning the Doctor concluded
Once having removed this lacy size ten G-string from Baxter’s tummy
Everyone in the theatre roared with laughter because this emergency was so funny.
Baxter went home a happy laddie to his welcoming family with a quick wagging tail
Baxter’s appetite is now curbed, as all G-strings are banned, from this hungry male.
Milli 09
For a link to this true happening please click here.
Photo by Milli 09.
OMG I won't ask if it's fiction or not, I so doubt that it is LOL
ReplyDeleteyou really got a good one here Milli~hats off to you my dear!
Very nice; we fellas need to pay more attention to 'behind the g-string' and play a different music more to our liking!
ReplyDeleteWell done.....I pulled out my quill and began taking note
ReplyDeleteI broke so many G Strings in my eagerness to perform that I almost gave it up in the end, but I never I bought a piano instead.
ReplyDeleteMy fifth string Banjo was G and I was tuning it an octave too high. lol
Never mind the stool was handy. lol
LOL mmm Bill I don't know how to break this to you...buttt!!!!..wrong string. LOL.
ReplyDeleteI'm not stupid, real G Strings are plucked. lol
ReplyDeleteWell I'm waiting
LOLLLLL yes Life on a G-string....or is that ..the G-string is the pain of my life?
ReplyDeleteoh my....quite a tale
ReplyDeleteOh well I must be honest I have never seen one.
ReplyDeletePerhaps on TV, I don't know .
Well I know air on a G-string, but I am sure you mean the cheeky one. The ladies I know dont wear G-strings as far as I am aware, the closest I get is walking through a supermarket. LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL, very good Milli, I hope it's not a true story!
ReplyDeleteLOL Danette this is a fact and the story from the Northern Territory Newspaper is a true account. I have highlighted the link in this post. LOL. Glad you enjoyed.
ReplyDeleteLOL Oh dear me... pay attention..of course.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Quill....
ReplyDeleteLOL yes it is Baxter's Tail. LOL.
ReplyDeleteLook in the photo Above Bill..The black thingy is one.
ReplyDeleteAir on a G-string.... fantastic Freddie you have it in a melody. My gosh you see these in the super market?
ReplyDeleteIt is Mia..See the link in the post..Baxter is cute like Max.
ReplyDeletehow shall I comment on this and retain my dignity??
ReplyDeleteYou just did!
ReplyDeleteLMBO What a kind little ditty! My hat is off to you :o).
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to your imaginative muse, Milli!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your visit and comment.
I assume Baxter's mistress had an unusually, uh, tasty, well...
ReplyDeleteI assume that Baxter was some sort of four legged creature. My cats do not have such an exquisite taste, perhaps because two are female and the other one would have been a male, but he never really had time to find out. Our Nera swallowed 26 cm of string once, very expensive treatment, although luckily no operation. It was the waiting to see if it arrived safely at the other end without tangling in the insides,
ReplyDeleteLOL..do tell.
ReplyDeleteYes Pat the story is in the post here as a link..very funny and true too. Ah those little critters can cost a fortune...
ReplyDeleteLOL thanks Lori
ReplyDeleteTo you Belita salute to your muse too.
ReplyDeleteOh those.
ReplyDeleteI thought they were Bloomers? lol
Actually the back shows the G-string form more than the front. Also they come in a much more skimpy version too we call them in the trade flossers.
ReplyDeleteLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I guess Baxter will have to learn to floss with the dental kind.
ReplyDeletewhy on earth would a dog chew on a thong?
ReplyDeleteglad baxter was safe.
very entertaining read, milli.
lol lol...
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ReplyDeleteYes yes I can see the girl in the picture is wearing a strapless one.
Do you use a Post machine on Flossers?lol
What a hoot.................that really made my day as I have a great imagination
ReplyDeleteOMG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO love it!
ReplyDeleteOh my....wild!!! I bet she doesnt leave her thongs just laying round the house anymore after this....a 2200 lesson. (grin)
ReplyDeletehttp://vickiecollins.multiply.com/journal/item/705/Creative_Challenge_48_Lure
Wonderful piece Milli! Thanks for the poetry and the site. The world is filled with wonders LOL.
ReplyDeleteWonderfully humorous and well written, wow.
ReplyDeleteDoggies do what doggies will ... get into stuff. I wonder if it were the color of the g-string that captured his attention. This was a fun read and the link after (during too) had me smiling.
ReplyDeleteSweet couplet. Now you'll have to think of another one for Poetry Posse this week. 8=)