The Lure of the G-string
Baxter a Cavalier, young and always hungry for his next meal
Did a G-String from the lingerie collection of his mistress once steal
This energetic and handsome young fellow
Was left lamenting his quickly made decision to swallow
A black and lacy G-String whilst on the hunt for food
You see this G-String soon entangled in his intestines and this was not good
His owner guessing something was quite amiss with Baxter
Sent him promptly to the nearest veterinarian doctor
It was decided that an emergency operation was promptly needed
And at three am in the morning the Doctor concluded
Once having removed this lacy size ten G-string from Baxter’s tummy
Everyone in the theatre roared with laughter because this emergency was so funny.
Baxter went home a happy laddie to his welcoming family with a quick wagging tail
Baxter’s appetite is now curbed, as all G-strings are banned, from this hungry male.
Photo by Milli 09.