Thursday, April 16, 2009

Creative Challenge ~ The Lure of the G-string ~

 

The Lure of the G-string

 

Baxter a Cavalier, young and always hungry for his next meal

Did a G-String from the lingerie collection of his mistress once steal

 

This energetic and handsome young fellow

Was left lamenting his quickly made decision to swallow

 

A black and lacy G-String whilst on the hunt for food

You see this G-String soon entangled in his intestines and this was not good

 

His owner guessing something was quite amiss with Baxter

Sent him promptly to the nearest veterinarian doctor

 

It was decided that an emergency operation was promptly needed

And at three am in the morning the Doctor concluded

 

Once having removed this lacy size ten G-string from Baxter’s tummy

Everyone in the theatre roared with laughter because this emergency was so funny.

 

Baxter went home a happy laddie to his welcoming family with a quick wagging tail

Baxter’s appetite is now curbed, as all G-strings are banned, from this hungry male.

 

Milli 09

For a link to this true happening please click here.

Photo by Milli 09.

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40 comments:

  1. OMG I won't ask if it's fiction or not, I so doubt that it is LOL
    you really got a good one here Milli~hats off to you my dear!

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  2. Very nice; we fellas need to pay more attention to 'behind the g-string' and play a different music more to our liking!

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  3. Well done.....I pulled out my quill and began taking note

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  4. I broke so many G Strings in my eagerness to perform that I almost gave it up in the end, but I never I bought a piano instead.
    My fifth string Banjo was G and I was tuning it an octave too high. lol
    Never mind the stool was handy. lol

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  5. LOL mmm Bill I don't know how to break this to you...buttt!!!!..wrong string. LOL.

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  6. I'm not stupid, real G Strings are plucked. lol

    Well I'm waiting

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  7. LOLLLLL yes Life on a G-string....or is that ..the G-string is the pain of my life?

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  8. Oh well I must be honest I have never seen one.
    Perhaps on TV, I don't know .

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  9. Well I know air on a G-string, but I am sure you mean the cheeky one. The ladies I know dont wear G-strings as far as I am aware, the closest I get is walking through a supermarket. LOL

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  10. LOL, very good Milli, I hope it's not a true story!

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  11. LOL Danette this is a fact and the story from the Northern Territory Newspaper is a true account. I have highlighted the link in this post. LOL. Glad you enjoyed.

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  12. LOL Oh dear me... pay attention..of course.

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  13. LOL yes it is Baxter's Tail. LOL.

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  14. Look in the photo Above Bill..The black thingy is one.

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  15. Air on a G-string.... fantastic Freddie you have it in a melody. My gosh you see these in the super market?

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  16. It is Mia..See the link in the post..Baxter is cute like Max.

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  17. how shall I comment on this and retain my dignity??

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  18. LMBO What a kind little ditty! My hat is off to you :o).

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  19. Congratulations to your imaginative muse, Milli!

    Thanks for your visit and comment.

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  20. I assume Baxter's mistress had an unusually, uh, tasty, well...

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  21. I assume that Baxter was some sort of four legged creature. My cats do not have such an exquisite taste, perhaps because two are female and the other one would have been a male, but he never really had time to find out. Our Nera swallowed 26 cm of string once, very expensive treatment, although luckily no operation. It was the waiting to see if it arrived safely at the other end without tangling in the insides,

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  22. Yes Pat the story is in the post here as a link..very funny and true too. Ah those little critters can cost a fortune...

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  23. To you Belita salute to your muse too.

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  24. Oh those.
    I thought they were Bloomers? lol

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  25. Actually the back shows the G-string form more than the front. Also they come in a much more skimpy version too we call them in the trade flossers.

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  26. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I guess Baxter will have to learn to floss with the dental kind.

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  27. why on earth would a dog chew on a thong?
    glad baxter was safe.
    very entertaining read, milli.

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  28. milli
    Yes yes I can see the girl in the picture is wearing a strapless one.
    Do you use a Post machine on Flossers?lol

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  29. What a hoot.................that really made my day as I have a great imagination

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  30. Oh my....wild!!! I bet she doesnt leave her thongs just laying round the house anymore after this....a 2200 lesson. (grin)

    http://vickiecollins.multiply.com/journal/item/705/Creative_Challenge_48_Lure

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  31. Wonderful piece Milli! Thanks for the poetry and the site. The world is filled with wonders LOL.

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  32. Wonderfully humorous and well written, wow.

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  33. Doggies do what doggies will ... get into stuff. I wonder if it were the color of the g-string that captured his attention. This was a fun read and the link after (during too) had me smiling.

    Sweet couplet. Now you'll have to think of another one for Poetry Posse this week. 8=)

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