BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS

 

BEER BY SEVEN  YEAR OLDS

A  handful of 7 year old children were  asked  'What they thought of beer'. Some interesting  responses, but the  last one is especially touching.



'I think beer must   be good. My dad says the more beer he  drinks the prettier my mum   gets.'

--Tim, 7 years  old



'Beer  makes my dad  sleepy and we get to watch  what we want on television when he is   asleep, so beer is nice.  '

--Mellanie, 7 years   old



'My Mum and Dad   both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she  drinks it and takes her top  off at  parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very  funny.'

--Grady,  7 years  old



''My  Mum and Dad  talk funny when they drink  beer and the more they drink the more they   give kisses to each other, which is  a good thing.'

--Toby, 7 years   old



'My Dad gets funny   on beer. He is funny. He also wets his  pants sometimes, so he  shouldn't have  too much.

--Sarah, 7 years  old



'My Dad  loves beer.  The more he drinks, the better  he dances. One time he danced right   into the pool.'

--Lilly, 7 years  old



'I  don't like beer  very much. Every time Dad  drinks it, he burns the sausages on the   barbecue and they taste  disgusting.'

--Ethan, 7 years   old



'I give Dad's beer   to the dog and he goes to  sleep.'

--Shirley, 7 years   old



AND THE BEST   RESPONSE



'My Mum drinks beer   and she says silly things and picks on  my father. Whenever she drinks  beer she  yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his  bone down the  street again, but that  doesn't make any sense.'

--Jack, 7   years