Tuesday, July 22, 2008

A Bit of Tuesday Fun. Texan Boots. Congratualtions Rita.

 

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. 
  
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,"Notice anything different about me?" 
 
Margaret looked him over. "Nope." 
 
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" 
 
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!" 
 
Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,MARGARET?'" 
 
"Nope", she replied. 
 
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'" 
 
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."  


 

 
 
Congratulations Rita on your book now being released and available. Link here for viewing. Rita Varney. 

12 comments:

  1. cowbot hats
    things to wear
    when slinging a pistol

    feed them fish

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  2. OH Carol I loved the joke and Thanks ever so much for the linky.

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  3. A newly wed fireman sits on the bed and says to the new bride...
    "from now on, this is how our sex life will be,,,
    when I call first bell, you gitcha gear off...
    when I say second bell, you gits yo arse on that there bed....
    when I say third bell, we make love, ok?"
    "yes dear, first bell, second bell, third bell......got it"
    A few days later, he comes in..."first bell hun"..she drops her clothes...
    second bell hun"...she climbs on the bed and readies herself...
    "third bell hun"...and they start makin love.....
    "fourth bell darlin, fourth bell" she yells........
    "Fourth bell?
    I said nothin about fourth bell, whats fourth bell?"
    "More hose hun, youre nowhere near the fire".......................

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  4. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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  5. Roflol. IFI you ARE a funny man.
    Rita hope your link is now up and functional too. Congrats once again may you seel so many copies that you can buy new boots. Only Kidding.

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  6. Yes my link is working now
    and New boots would be nice

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  7. Yes Play click on the name Rita Varney and it will take you to Rita's page then click her link to her newly released book.

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  8. lol....shoulda bought a hat Bert!!!
    It is so nice to see Rita's book finally available to all...I wish her huge success in this and much more for her books to come!

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