Monday, January 26, 2009

I Think a Good Pun is Fun!!!! Or Maybe You Think They Are Pun.-ishment!

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  Write a Caption for this photo above and leave it in the comments section please?

 

Now for 20 really weak but funny Puns...

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar.. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. The invisible man married the invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't see any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) .. a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. A clairvoyant dwarf escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

21. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

 

33 comments:

  1. Good You get the first go Dana LOL this post was missing in action...glad you tracked it down

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  2. lmao ... some good ones... I'll be back with a couple .. just woke up...

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  3. If life was a bed of roses ... when ever you laid down you'd get pricked

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  4. hey guys...is it just me or does she have crows feet too?

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  5. LOL ouchy or is that meant to prickle the senses?

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  6. . A clairvoyant dwarf escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large. love that one lol


    "ok sing and we may get down off here"

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  7. Love this post Milli I'll be back after I have my coffee.

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  8. LOL imagine that....the Crows Trio singing Queens song.... "We are the champions...." LOL

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  9. Lookin forward to your thoughts Rita...

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  10. " I think she's trying to tickle our fancy."

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  11. LOL ah Nicko so that's why she holds that broom LOL....

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  12. To eat crow or not to eat crow... Hell for 9 bucks I can feed the whole family..

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  13. LOLLLLL they call us south aussies Crow eaters..and that's no joke Joel!!!!! LOL

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  14. these fellows might require quite a lot of plucking..not much under those feathers though...

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  15. not one for the pot but three, mmm, its my lucky night said the old witch.

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  16. Hmm I'll have to remember that lol so do they taste like chicken ?????

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  17. Thank you for the laughs...This is a Fun Pun-ishment...Did you read the news today-It gives you the deja moo's ;)

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  18. $9.00 for blackbird pie...everything is so expensive now a days!

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  19. You guys hold her down.And I'll give her beak.

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  20. Milli, I am sitting here late at night and having a good laugh!

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  21. when a post begins 'I' and ends in 'I' ...I begin to wonder...thats ok Milli...it can be about you..LMAO !!!

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  22. LOL she looks like she would rather hang around with another flock of birds LOL Thanks Rosie...

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  23. Joel..... now rthat was a baited question because..... no.... I have never eaten Crow!!!!! LOL

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  24. LOL Thanks Rashmi and yes there is a lot of bull in it too.

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  25. Bill refer too.....Dyslexic man.....Bra..lol

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  26. 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

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  27. I am glad Shail LOL. Thse were sooo ...sooo...yes funny in a silly way....

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  28. LOL
    I have a freind who is a professional Clown
    OH the funny things that happen when he is here in "clown".........LMAO
    what fun

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  29. I can imagine to fun! and I have no pun!!!

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