To Kick Off Nick B's Joke Fest A Funny For You.

                                                     Humourous!!!

To give humour it's proper place in our lives is to remember, "When we leave this earth and our memory is recalled on our eulogy, it is wished that there will always be good humour and laughter in it as humour is the joy of our spirit."

Milli.



IRISH CATHOLIC JOKE



 Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down

 when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.



 After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am

 so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"



 Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I

 misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that

 McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn comes to

 church every Sunday.



 I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and I

 figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to

 leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."



 The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal

 McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"



 Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 commandments,

 decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."



 The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about

 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat

 than burn in Hell, right?"



 Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about

 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."





                                        His Last Request!

Mary Murphy goes up to the priest, after Sunday morning service and she is in tears,

" So what's bothering you Mary my dear ?" he enquires.

"Oh Father I have terrible news, my husband passed away last night."

'Oh Mary thats terrible," says the priest. " did he have any last requests?

" EY! that he did Father".....

" What did he ask Mary?"

" He said ' Please Mary put down that gun"



  Ahhh! the Irish what wit LOL... Milli 



Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us."

Orison Swett Marden